Never mind I don't care what the fine is. I hate to tell you what the fine is on that. Now, oh, how would you and your nice fine deputy here like to come and see us, huh? I'll see that you have a big time. We're playing at the capitol, over the weekend. I mean, you've got your job to do, and I've got mine. That's 70 altogether.Īw, come on now! Now, look Sheriff, there's no reason to get hot over the collar for this. what's our price for robe dignity offending? Why, that's $50. I mean I don't mind an insult personally but you've offended the dignity of my robes. Yeah, and how much of the 20 do you stick in your own kick? Well, we try to keep it low for the first offense. Same old train that brought me here home again. Gonna take me back in.ĭarlin', you can't love one.

Sure, just yesterday I gave my friend Jimmy something. Something you didn't want anything in return for? Son, uh, didn't you ever give anybody anything just for the pleasure of it. Now look Opie, Horatio is not the only needy boy. Its pretty hard to forget a thing like that Pa. Well, its not really a half a boy, its a ratio. where there's somewhere like 400 needy boys in this county alone, or 1 1/2 boys per square mile. A feller in the service called me a hayseed though. Well, it's still got plenty of miles on it.Īnybody ever tell you you're a straw in the wind? She's just thinking of trading it in she might keep it. That's before I knew she was going to trade it in. That's a good thing - that car is on its last leg. Well, Aunt Bee wants to see the new models she's thinking of trading in her old car. Well, you want to know where it's at? It's at the convention hall all weekend. I'm-I'm looking for the announcement of the auto show in Raleigh it opened yesterday. I do it myself sometimes - kinda gives you a sense of power, don't it? I mean knowing how everything's gonna come out. You know that's not as stupid as it looks, readin' a day-old paper. I guess maybe that's kinda hard for some of you to understand. And that is, when you're a law man and you're dealing with people, you do a whole lot better if you go not so much by the book, but by the heart. But that's because of something that he's been trying to teach me every since I started working for him. You asked me if Andy runs a taught ship Mr. You know there ain't been a major crime committed in this town thanks to Sheriff Taylor? The only ruckus you'd ever have in Mayberry is if you tried to remove him from office. I'd just like for you to take a look in the record book Mr.

And the people in this town, they ain't got a better friend than Andy Taylor.

You gotta understand, this is a small town. And that's just one example of the thing's Andy's done for the folks in this town. Sure, he was delivering groceries to Emma Watson because she was too sick to get down to the market. All them things I said for example, his using the squad car for personal reasons. And as far as I'm concerned, he's the best Sheriff too. Why Andy's the best friend I got in the whole world. I don't think I have to explain too much why that was sexist. She tells Goober to come home early because she's cooking his favorite. The end scene is her dolled up in a dress, looking pretty and smiling while goober fills gas for Andy. She ultimately quits from her job, Goober gets his job back. Only, this was clearly meant as a negative and Flora absolutely sees this as a negative. Then he tells her she never got married and she spends her evenings looking at the accounts and playing with her cats. He compliments her on her business acumen then proceeds to tell her about this 'friend' from Raleigh who also had a knack for business and ended up owning her own store eventually. Andy takes it upon himself to have a talk with Flora about it.

Of course, Goober is very disheartened because he just lost a job. Wally, loving the profit, fires Goober once he returns and wants to keep Flora. Turns out while she's not a great mechanic, but, she's got an amazing knack for business and she implements new ideas that increase revenue for Wally, the proprietor of the gas station. Goober's girlfriend, Flora, decides to sub in for him when he goes to vacation for a week. I've been binge watching the Andy Griffith show recently and have noticed several instances of sexism but episode 28 from the 6th season might be the most blatant of them all.

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